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[orangetoughguy]

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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[orangetoughguy]

who you keeping company with?

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[thenormalsquint]

cinna.

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[orangetoughguy]

oh what bad luck for you is his sense of style too much to handle?

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[thenormalsquint]

no, but he won't let me paint the living room walls :(

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[orangetoughguy]

do it anyway

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[orangetoughguy]

8)

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[thenormalsquint]

okay. and when he dumps me and kicks me out, i'll just move in with you. nbd.

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[orangetoughguy]

slow down we only just met. whats nbd

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[thenormalsquint]

don't you know i live in the fast lane? no time for waiting. gotta go go go.

no big deal. don't tell me you haven't learned textspeak yet.

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[orangetoughguy]

your car tops out at only 90mph

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[orangetoughguy]

i know that stuff i know idk and lol and tic

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[thenormalsquint]

speaking of my car, she needs a tune up. you up for the gig?

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[thenormalsquint]

but do you know brb, gpoy, lmfao, rofl, tamw?

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[orangetoughguy]

for you anytime at the price of knowing wtf those mean

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[thenormalsquint]

be right back, gratuitous picture of yourself, laughing my fucking ass off, rolling on the floor laughing, that awkward moment when...

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[orangetoughguy]

sounds practical, sounds porny, im taking that one, maybe that one, when what?

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[thenormalsquint]

then you describe an awkward moment, eg. tamw when rick astley gives you up

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[orangetoughguy]

bullshit you didnt date rick astley

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[thenormalsquint]

maybe i did. how would you know?

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[orangetoughguy]

you and rick astley? what were you going through a baritone phase

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[thenormalsquint]

i may have had a thing for redheads in the past.

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[orangetoughguy]

[Okay now he gets she's just fucking with him(?!)]

you tell cinna? fucking awkward if he busts that out to get in the mood

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[thenormalsquint]

[geez, freddy. ur p slow.]

no, because i want to have something to put in the blank after tamw

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[orangetoughguy]

[Rickrolling is not yet an art form in 1992 okay.]

aint you elaborate

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[thenormalsquint]

gotta keep the spice somehow.