orangetoughguy: (my phone is from the 90s)
Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote2020-08-07 01:26 pm
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phone post

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

☎ CALL
☏ VOICEMAIL
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✉ NETWORK

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orangetoughguy: (i'm walkin here)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-08-09 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
are you sure i still dont have any tattoos
signatures: (❝It is better that I drink this wine)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-08-09 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
surprised there isnt whites face on your arse by now
orangetoughguy: (then a bump)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-08-09 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
surprised theres no arthur at the end of your happy trail
signatures: (❝Why describe in words)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-08-09 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
would you really want a needle there
orangetoughguy: (the hand part 1)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-08-09 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
ive seen guys inked below the belt
signatures: (❝which is not a real room but)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-08-09 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
there are two levels of tattooing

body art


and pornography
signatures: (❝a very naive burglar;)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-08-09 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
a drunkard will consider it body art
orangetoughguy: (for laughs)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-08-09 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
and tequila makes a hound a fox til the morning after
signatures: (❝and know that at this very moment)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-08-09 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
you even talk like him sometimes its endearing

thats said you know me plenty
orangetoughguy: (under control)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-08-09 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
i dont know what you ate or watched on the "tele" when you were seven
signatures: (❝for a moment. How come you slay)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-08-09 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
thats not a fair question when I can barely even remember

You and Me

I ate many things when I was little
orangetoughguy: (it ain't gonna suck itself)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-08-09 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
please white remembers howdy fucking doody
orangetoughguy: (the thing he looks just like)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-08-09 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
i watched jonny boss haji around while race and benton did some real work

[And so a boy boner grew.]
signatures: (❝the staccato alarm of a parked car)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-08-09 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
what age did you learn to ride a bicycle
orangetoughguy: (i'm walkin here)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-08-10 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
took the training wheels off at 5
signatures: (❝Then I look into the glass and think)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-08-10 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
what did you want to be when you grew up
orangetoughguy: (forger plz)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-08-10 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
part of the fantastic four why are we still talking about me
signatures: (❝People always tell us to)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-08-13 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
its not like you're asking any questions
orangetoughguy: (you heard what he said)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-08-14 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
sometimes i like it when you just give it to me
signatures: (❝ridiculously enlarged behind)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-08-16 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
wheres the fun in that ??
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