19th

[orangetoughguy]

Written Correspondence to: Un Monsieur de Couleur

Look, you arse, I didn't say I haven't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Lully fan.

M. Orange

[ooc: Responses from monsieurorange, I regret nothing.]

Comments

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Oh, this is going to be good.

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

Monsieur Rose. Still restricting your kindness from serving girls?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Oui.

That's yes, right?

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

Yes. Why so curt? You were more vocal and literate earlier.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Was I? Versailles has that effect on people, I guess.

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

You could say Lully, Pachelbel, and Corelli do too.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Pachelbel has a thing with four chords. So fucking boring.

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

And you're a master composer yourself? I highly doubt it.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Look, you don't need to be a master chef to know when the cook's only using salt and garlic for the same cuts of meat, okay? The guy can't compose worth a shit.

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

I'm not his biggest fan either, save your critical venom for someone who cares. But you will leave Corelli alone.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're the one who brought him up, Orange.

[monsieurblanc.livejournal.com]

Keep your humor and your wits, Monsieur Rose.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Can you hear him snorting?]

Keep them to what? Myself? I'll keep them where people can see them.

[thenormalsquint]

Shame on those who haven't had the pleasure of Lully in his or her ear.

[Or their boudoir. Lully did not get his reputation for nothing.]

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

You've a recommendation?

[Not for his ear.....or any other part of him scree.]

[thenormalsquint]

Sarabande does please me, though his more... personal stylings are more to my taste.

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

Personal? You must have high connections.

[thenormalsquint]

One may say so, yes, but it is unladylike to boast. I do consider myself the affable kind.

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

To separate the manners of ladies from gentlemen is to render both not quite human when an affable mood is possibly the most inherently natural trait.

[thenormalsquint]

You speak the truth and one I fully agree with. I see you do not subscribe to the same lines of behavior that others do. How refreshing.

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

I subscribe to nothing but my own line of behavior, and the adventures of marvelous imprint.

[neverplay]

Who the hell's Lully? And why are you talking weird?

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

The court's primary composer? I apologize if my brusque manner offended you.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Ah great, don't tell me I'm the only one who didn't get hit with this one.

backdated to curse times ;-;?

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

Do you consider yourself a man of Lully's taste?

you betcha

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

No I don't, motherfucker.

awwwwright

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

Yet you're equally crude as he.

^_^

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

And you turned into a fuckin' French pansey in a bad wig.

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

Bite your tongue man, I may be in the court but it doesn't make me French in blood.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Whaddaya gonna do, glove slap me to death? Force me to eat snails?

[monsieurorange.livejournal.com]

If I wanted to save you from a slow death I could use a musket but your boorish ways compel me to cut you down with a blade.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, good luck wit that.