23rd

[orangetoughguy]

Glad that's fucking over with.

[And as soon as this goes up, so does the evidence of his unfortunate encounter with today's curse.]

[ooc: Just pretend one's in red and one's in blue, Orange Blaze and White Lightning respectively. Orange wins. Needs more 90s era fanfare 8D]

Comments

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You took down the old man. Good job, kid. I hope you didn't break his hip.

[whitetwoguns]

You're a dead man.

[whitetwoguns]

Hey. Fuck you.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Hey, I'm just pointing out the statistics of this shit. I mean yeah he got you, but probably only because he's young and quick.

[whitetwoguns]

You need glasses, asshole. I ain't fragile.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Okay, okay. But seriously, you all right?

[orangetoughguy]

Last I heard he gave you a pretty hard beating.

[orangetoughguy]

I didn't do it! I didn't even know this shit got on tape!

[whitetwoguns]

No bullshit?

[whitetwoguns]

Do I sound alright? Shit, Pink. I'm good. It wasn't that bad or nothing.

[orangetoughguy]

No bullshit!

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Gotta make sure. I'd hate to kick a dog when he's down.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey I knocked you out. You don't gotta downplay the fuck out of it either.

[thenormalsquint]

You both look good in those tight shorts.

[whitetwoguns]

You can but don't go blamin' me when you lose a leg.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah? Where'd you hear that from?

[whitetwoguns]

Thanks, Orange. I needed that reminder.

[whitetwoguns]

So can you take this shit down?

[whitetwoguns]

Really, Angie?

[orangetoughguy]

You embarrassed?

[orangetoughguy]

My imagination? A fucking wolf told me.

[orangetoughguy]

Uh.

Doesn't look like it.

[orangetoughguy]

Don't remind me.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, yeah. Can we move past this metaphor, please?

[whitetwoguns]

Didn't say that.