23rd

[orangetoughguy]

Glad that's fucking over with.

[And as soon as this goes up, so does the evidence of his unfortunate encounter with today's curse.]

[ooc: Just pretend one's in red and one's in blue, Orange Blaze and White Lightning respectively. Orange wins. Needs more 90s era fanfare 8D]

Comments

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Gotta make sure. I'd hate to kick a dog when he's down.

[whitetwoguns]

You can but don't go blamin' me when you lose a leg.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, yeah. Can we move past this metaphor, please?

[whitetwoguns]

Your call. So that was my day. What the fuck did you do?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[You showed him yours (kind of) so...]

I said a fuckload of tongue twisters every time I wanted a fucking smoke.

[whitetwoguns]

Tongue twisters. Fuck. What was the one? Sally Struthers smothers her mother?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah.

[a laugh]

Shit like that.

[whitetwoguns]

Everytime? How many times did that end up to be?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit, I usually smoke, what, a pack a day? I couldn't take all that fucking rhyming. I managed half a pack.

[whitetwoguns]

No wonder you're cruising for a bruising.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Call it a piss poor mood.

[whitetwoguns]

Sounds like you need a drink to go with that too.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You offering?