23rd

[orangetoughguy]

Glad that's fucking over with.

[And as soon as this goes up, so does the evidence of his unfortunate encounter with today's curse.]

[ooc: Just pretend one's in red and one's in blue, Orange Blaze and White Lightning respectively. Orange wins. Needs more 90s era fanfare 8D]

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

I wouldn't say it if it wasn't the truth. No knobby knees to be seen.

[She may or may not have checked out the package imprints. Just saying.]

[whitetwoguns]

Not my choice for any kinda sportswear. The shit doesn't breathe well.

[As it is a modern lady's choice.]

[thenormalsquint]

You mean it's too snug. For you maybe, but some people like to see the snug pants of two men beating each other.

[Go to bed, Angela.]

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[whitetwoguns]

[whitetwoguns]

You're talking like your fresh from another night out.

[thenormalsquint]

Nope. I actually stayed home with the tiny tonight.

[Which for normal people would explain it all, but this is Angela. This is how she usually is.]

[whitetwoguns]

Just as well, that shit can get expensive. Girl like you should have people take her out anyways.

[thenormalsquint]

Yeah, but apparently, nobody wanted to do the strip club circuit with me and I never take sand to the beach.

[Translation: she's not about to drag Cinna to the strip club with her.]

[whitetwoguns]

There's no happy medium?

[thenormalsquint]

With this, not really. It's not as fun going alone.

[whitetwoguns]

Sorry. Didn't mean to stick it to you that way.

[thenormalsquint]

Next time, you can drag me to a girlie club.

[whitetwoguns]

Oh can I? Is that an invite?

[thenormalsquint]

Sure. Why not?

[whitetwoguns]

You know you're some kinda lady, Angie. I'll see what my calender is like.

[thenormalsquint]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[whitetwoguns]

Good. It sure ain't an insult.

Gotta tell you, I never went with a lady before. Even in the 70s.

[thenormalsquint]

First time for everything, sweetie. Just mark this down in your book of experiences.