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[orangetoughguy]

Glad that's fucking over with.

[And as soon as this goes up, so does the evidence of his unfortunate encounter with today's curse.]

[ooc: Just pretend one's in red and one's in blue, Orange Blaze and White Lightning respectively. Orange wins. Needs more 90s era fanfare 8D]

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[orangetoughguy]

With a swimmer's wax? Fuck no.

[thenormalsquint]

They don't wax everything, you know. Well, some do, but I never took you as that type of guy.

[Or gay. Gay. Guy. Very close together.]

[orangetoughguy]

I never looked.

[He's lying. But she's right too so.]

[thenormalsquint]

That's why you have me. I look and report back.

[She's pretty sure he's lying but she ain't going to call him out in public.]

[orangetoughguy]

Sounds to me you like looking a lot.

[thenormalsquint]

I like to people watch. Sue me.

[orangetoughguy]

Oh I got that real well. Lap dances or somethin'.

[thenormalsquint]

Lap dances or somethin'? Frank told you, didn't he?

[orangetoughguy]

Well it wasn't a fuckin' secret was it?

[If it was though then he's a dead man.]

[thenormalsquint]

No, but...

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I would have asked you to come, but I wasn't sure how it would go over.

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[orangetoughguy]

Say what?

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[thenormalsquint]

I said, I would have asked you to come, but I wasn't sure how it would go over. I'm guessing you would have said no.

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[orangetoughguy]

Well I was in the job anyway. [Excuses.] But I might've gone to make sure you had a good time. Did you have a good time?

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[thenormalsquint]

I wasn't worried that you would be busy.

[Angela sees your flimsy excuses, Freddy. She didn't ask you because she knew you weren't ready to be seen publicly around glittery penises yet.]

I did. Frank's a good sport for coming along just to keep me company.

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[orangetoughguy]

[AHEM....]

I wouldn't expect any less from an old fashioned guy like that, but if he ever gets out of line you can tell me.

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[thenormalsquint]

Just because you took him down in tiny shorts doesn't mean you can take him down if he got fresh.

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[orangetoughguy]

I totally means I can take him down if he got fresh. I'm big, it's the panels that got small.

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[thenormalsquint]

He's bigger. I don't think that pretty face of yours can handle it.

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[orangetoughguy]

Didn't you see me take his old ass down? It wasn't a fuckin' fluke man!

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[thenormalsquint]

Maybe you got lucky. Or he had a wedgie. Who knows? You hit him with a stick. Maybe he's better at punching.

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[orangetoughguy]

...............

Go to bed already.

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[thenormalsquint]

I feel like I hit the truth.

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[orangetoughguy]

It's not the truth I can totally take him out fair and square. Like...boxing.

[Is this some ploy to get men fighting like animals over her? He'll do it. He really will.]

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[thenormalsquint]

[Not over her, per se. But Angela can't deny there's something hot bout sweaty guys going all out on each other. It's why she watches football.]

I can always take the filter of this conversation so he can hear all your big talk.

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[orangetoughguy]

[. . . .]

Heeeey why do you wanna spoil the surprise of a challenge? Just let me handle it and you'll get your fight.