24th

[orangetoughguy]

Nothing like wakin' up in the morning with all your girlfriends.

1. "Barracuda" Heart
2. "Edge of Seventeen" Stevie Nicks
3. "Because The Night" Patti Smith
4. "Babooshka" Kate Bush
5. "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" Pat Benatar
6. "Do You Wanna Touch Me" Joan Jett
7. "Fire In My Heart" Lita Ford
8. "Rapture" Blondie
9. "Bloodletting" Concrete Blonde
10. "Fool For Love" Sandy Rogers

Comments

[inmyothertights]

It's old now. Like at least twenty years.

[orangetoughguy]

Take it back twenty years and everyone'd call you crazy.

[inmyothertights]

Call Joan Jett any man's girlfriend and they'd call you crazy.

[orangetoughguy]

What're you talkin' about?

[inmyothertights]

I mean she may be asking you if you want to touch but unless you're secretly a woman she's probably not likely to want you to.

[orangetoughguy]

Okay kid how the fuck do you know so much if she's just an old lady to you?

[inmyothertights]

Because before I came out I did my research.

[orangetoughguy]

What?

[He's almost certain they've had this conversation before but...Joan's his girl damnit.]

[inmyothertights]

[She's still your girl. Just your girl who likes other girls.]

Before I came out? Well, actually, I didn't come out as much as my parents sort of opened the door and beamed me in the eyes with the flashlight, but the point remains.

I wanted to see which heroes might have been gay. Turns out it's only Northstar and he's kind of weird anyway, but there are a lot of gay celebrities.

[orangetoughguy]

I meant Joan Jett, what's research got to do with her.

[inmyothertights]

Well she's pretty openly out. Just because it's old music doesn't mean she's dried up and turned to dust, you know.

[orangetoughguy]

I'm not the one calling her old stuff.

[inmyothertights]

It's not like she's Backstreet Boys old, you know. You're playing music that wasn't getting radio play the year I was born.

[orangetoughguy]

Who the fuck are the Backstreet Boys?

[Sob. Freddy you know not what you do.]

[inmyothertights]

....here, this can only be solved with an audio and visual example.

[orangetoughguy]

[. . . . . . . . .]

I thought we were friends.

[inmyothertights]

You wanted to know! I'm only providing an audio/visual example of exactly how bad music was during my childhood.

This isn't even the worst I could do.

[orangetoughguy]

Now I just feel sorry for you geeze.

[inmyothertights]

The entire universe feels pity for the woes of my generation, don't worry.