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[orangetoughguy]

education level
- high school (graduated)
- university (2 years)

employment experience
- food service
- retail
- automechanic

special skills
- firearms (advanced)
- vehicle operation (advanced)
- lift 150lbs, drag 185lbs

I go by Orange and I'm looking for work. I'm interested in anything. You name it, we'll talk.

[ooc: Backdated to midday!]

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

Why do you wanna know? Gonna tell me you could've done better?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Nah, just curious which major requires advanced firearms, advanced driving and the ability to haul 185 pounds.

[orangetoughguy]

Don't be an asshole. I went into engineering.

[Oh God oh God oh God come on Pink play along you know he held up that pokergame in Portland and stuff come on man you know you wanna take the piss out of him for trying to get a brainy degree.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah?

Doesn't really work out, does it. Shit happens.

[HE IS NOT LAUGHING]

[orangetoughguy]

[Shut up you ain't no Nucky Johnson kingpin of crime either.]

Don't tell me you never held a real job.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, I did. But most of my real jobs don't involve knowing how to do shit specific to getting into the fucking Police Academy.

[orangetoughguy]

Are you fucking kidding me? Those assholes can't hit the side of a barn with an open can of beans.

[Pink should know. The only one who got hit was Brown. Meanwhile in a 5 mile radius, COPS DYIN' EVERYWHERE.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

That's for fucking sure. No fucking endurance, either.

[orangetoughguy]

Shit man I forgot to put that in.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

That you don't have any fucking endurance?

[orangetoughguy]

That I run fast, jackass. Faster than you.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Bullshit.

[orangetoughguy]

It's not bullshit you can't fight your way out of a fuck up all the time.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It is bullshit. You're not faster than me. You have squat, short little legs.

[orangetoughguy]

I can run fuckin' circles around your scarecrow ass.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Make a bet.

[orangetoughguy]

What are the stakes.

Private;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Ice.

Private;

[orangetoughguy]

In what, pounds? Fuck that.

Private;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I knew you didn't think you could actually run faster than me.

Private; 1/2

[orangetoughguy]

I'm not gonna bet ice on it and you sure as fuck shouldn't either.

Private;

[orangetoughguy]

One piece.

Private;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Deal.

Private;

[orangetoughguy]

So where and when are we gonna have this piece of shit schoolyard race.

Private;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

The fucking park. Bring an impartial judge.