orangetoughguy: (the storyteller)
Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote2011-09-13 09:13 pm
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25th

education level
- high school (graduated)
- university (2 years)

employment experience
- food service
- retail
- automechanic

special skills
- firearms (advanced)
- vehicle operation (advanced)
- lift 150lbs, drag 185lbs

I go by Orange and I'm looking for work. I'm interested in anything. You name it, we'll talk.

[ooc: Backdated to midday!]
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pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - chinscratching)

[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-09-14 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
That you don't have any fucking endurance?
orangetoughguy: (justified)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-09-14 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
That I run fast, jackass. Faster than you.
orangetoughguy: (then a bump)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-09-14 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
It's not bullshit you can't fight your way out of a fuck up all the time.
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - the world's smallest violin)

[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-09-14 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
It is bullshit. You're not faster than me. You have squat, short little legs.
orangetoughguy: (the hand part 3)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-09-14 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I can run fuckin' circles around your scarecrow ass.
orangetoughguy: (you heard what he said)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-09-14 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
What are the stakes.
orangetoughguy: (skepticism)

Private;

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-09-14 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
In what, pounds? Fuck that.
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - as relaxed as he can)

Private;

[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-09-14 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I knew you didn't think you could actually run faster than me.
orangetoughguy: (like bubbleyum)

Private; 1/2

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-09-14 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not gonna bet ice on it and you sure as fuck shouldn't either.
orangetoughguy: (justified)

Private;

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-09-14 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
So where and when are we gonna have this piece of shit schoolyard race.
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - chinscratching)

Private;

[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-09-14 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
The fucking park. Bring an impartial judge.
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - smoking)

Private;

[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-09-14 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
White's about as impartial as a racist judge on the Rodney King trial.
orangetoughguy: (this cooze)

Private;

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-09-14 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
What the fuck makes you say that?
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - why I hate guns (and White))

Private;

[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-09-14 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
He hates me, he lives with you, and I'm pretty sure you two are fucking.
orangetoughguy: (like bubbleyum)

Private;

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-09-14 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
And what the fuck would you do if I said we are?
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - the world's smallest violin)

Private;

[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-09-14 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Why the fuck would I give a shit? I just don't want him as the fucking judge. That's the definition of 'partial,' asshole.
orangetoughguy: (under control)

Private;

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-09-14 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
You're a fuckin' creep.

He's impartial but if you're gonna roll out paranoia we'll pick a bystander. No current acquaintances.
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - this is my life now)

Private;

[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-09-14 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Deal.
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