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[orangetoughguy]

I'm still open for work.

I have a motorbike, a set of four wheels, and I can run like hell.

I got references.

Comments

[pinkeffinprofessional]

This is starting to stink of desperation, kid.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't make a habit of sitting around doing jack shit all day.

[So he says.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Have you tried it?

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah, in LA.

1/3

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Motor... open for - ...can run like...

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

...professional driver, or professional thug, and which service will come cheaper?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Looks like someone's in need of a professional thug.

[Yes he is nosy why do you ask?]

[orangetoughguy]

'scuse me? Say it again?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well it's not like you're going to get a job running, you know.

[orangetoughguy]

It's in the details. I could drive around the block and serve process papers or drive through a wall and repo a leaf blower.

[orangetoughguy]

Okay what do you do when you're not doin' jack shit or jackin' off, motherfucker.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Good sir, good plague, good gentleman, good worksman: do you carry a piece?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I read.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't believe you. Read what?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What do you mean, read what? Books, you asshole. I just started Cat's Cradle.

[orangetoughguy]

Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

[orangetoughguy]

The hell's cat's cradle?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's a string game. It's also a book by Kurt Vonnegut. I thought you went to college.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

I'll take you if you've a time piece that'll tick?

[orangetoughguy]

I know it's a string game, asshole.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well at least now I know you're only illiterate.

[orangetoughguy]

I can fuckin' read and I read books too, including comics.

[orangetoughguy]

[Oh wrong piece.]

Yeah I got one of those.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Most people say 'and I read shit that's not just comics.'