orangetoughguy

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I'm still open for work.

I have a motorbike, a set of four wheels, and I can run like hell.

I got references.

I know it's a string game, asshole.

Well at least now I know you're only illiterate.

I can fuckin' read and I read books too, including comics.

Most people say 'and I read shit that's not just comics.'

A whole lotta comics are way more fuckin' literate than some movies.

You don't think before you talk, do you?

What the fuck do you mean now?

Comics are more fucking literate than some movies?

That's a fucking given, because even with the pictures, there are still words to read.

So what now you don't watch movies either? Moving pictures too rough for you?

I didn't fucking say that. I watch movies, too.

Oh yeah? Sixteen Candles or Turner and Hooch?

John Hughes is crack for teenage girls.

[Is that a subtle dig?]

I liked Blade Runner.

Well I ain't ever said you didn't have some good taste.

No, you just tried to imply it.

You had to get fuckin' high and mighty over reading.

You had to say I was fucking making it up. Who the hell makes up the fact that they read? It's not exactly a hobby that will get me fucking laid.

Shit I was just pullin' your chain on whacking off.