orangetoughguy | 26th

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26th

I'm still open for work.

I have a motorbike, a set of four wheels, and I can run like hell.

I got references.

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Yeah, in LA.

Looks like someone's in need of a professional thug.

[Yes he is nosy why do you ask?]

'scuse me? Say it again?

Well it's not like you're going to get a job running, you know.

Okay what do you do when you're not doin' jack shit or jackin' off, motherfucker.

I read.

I don't believe you. Read what?

What do you mean, read what? Books, you asshole. I just started Cat's Cradle.

The hell's cat's cradle?

It's a string game. It's also a book by Kurt Vonnegut. I thought you went to college.

I know it's a string game, asshole.

Well at least now I know you're only illiterate.

I can fuckin' read and I read books too, including comics.

Most people say 'and I read shit that's not just comics.'

A whole lotta comics are way more fuckin' literate than some movies.

You don't think before you talk, do you?

What the fuck do you mean now?

Comics are more fucking literate than some movies?

That's a fucking given, because even with the pictures, there are still words to read.

So what now you don't watch movies either? Moving pictures too rough for you?

I didn't fucking say that. I watch movies, too.

Oh yeah? Sixteen Candles or Turner and Hooch?

John Hughes is crack for teenage girls.

[Is that a subtle dig?]

I liked Blade Runner.

Well I ain't ever said you didn't have some good taste.

No, you just tried to imply it.

You had to get fuckin' high and mighty over reading.

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