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Are you ready for redwood?
You heard me, dickhole. What are you fuckin' ready for?
Ask me real nice not like a punk ass fuck, motherfucker.
I'll ask you how I want, shitbag. I'm Captain Fucking Planet! Now, answer the question before I make this whole city the lushest forest your shitbag eyes have ever seen.
You can't fathom my power. Unless you feel like witnessing it [oh good job, orange, his hands are loading up green energy now] yourself!
No no no no no. That's okay!
[His body isn't ready.]
[His body isn't ready.]
[Too late, he's totally ready to zap Orange, except-- the energy drains out just as fast as he'd started.]
What the fuck is this shit? What did you do?
[That's fine, Captain Planet will just use his muscles -- shit, look at those muscles. He's gonna pound your face into a tree if he has to.]
What the fuck is this shit? What did you do?
[That's fine, Captain Planet will just use his muscles -- shit, look at those muscles. He's gonna pound your face into a tree if he has to.]
... [Take your opportunity now, Freddy. Look at him posture and swagger.] There's more where that came from, cock jockey. I'm motherfuckin' world class.
[Oh shit maybe not.]
[Oh shit maybe not.]
That's supposed to be a good thing?
Same here. Folks are friendly around here.
Nice. Nice but weird. I don't know why he'd be so up for handouts so easily though.
You wouldn't be such a hardass about it if he was a Hooters chick.
[ His fist has a meeting with your face regarding it's pollution of the air the people around you have to breathe, fuckface! With the power of the Earth behind him-- ]
Aaaagh!
[ --WHY DOES HIS FIST HURT WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING? ]
This can't be. What is this fucking place?
Aaaagh!
[ --WHY DOES HIS FIST HURT WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING? ]
This can't be. What is this fucking place?
FUCK.
[Freddy gets punched and not gonna lie it hurts but it's not as superpowered as he thought it would be. Apparently Planet here seems to think it was supposed to be more than that too.]
...Son of a bitch!
[Takin' a swing at you too now, Cap.]
[Freddy gets punched and not gonna lie it hurts but it's not as superpowered as he thought it would be. Apparently Planet here seems to think it was supposed to be more than that too.]
...Son of a bitch!
[Takin' a swing at you too now, Cap.]
[ His nose hurts. You broke his NOSE. OH MY GAIA HE IS BLEEDING GREEN! ]
This can't be happening! Where is Earth? What the fuck are you!?
This can't be happening! Where is Earth? What the fuck are you!?
[Oh what happened? Were you not ready for that pain!? HAVE SOME MORE.]
It sure ain't Kansas motherfucker.
[Baring dem knuckles, may as well say F-R-E-S-N-O Y-E-A-H on'em.]
It sure ain't Kansas motherfucker.
[Baring dem knuckles, may as well say F-R-E-S-N-O Y-E-A-H on'em.]
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