... [Take your opportunity now, Freddy. Look at him posture and swagger.] There's more where that came from, cock jockey. I'm motherfuckin' world class.
[ His fist has a meeting with your face regarding it's pollution of the air the people around you have to breathe, fuckface! With the power of the Earth behind him-- ]
Aaaagh!
[ --WHY DOES HIS FIST HURT WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING? ]
[Freddy gets punched and not gonna lie it hurts but it's not as superpowered as he thought it would be. Apparently Planet here seems to think it was supposed to be more than that too.]
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[His body isn't ready.]
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What the fuck is this shit? What did you do?
[That's fine, Captain Planet will just use his muscles -- shit, look at those muscles. He's gonna pound your face into a tree if he has to.]
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[Oh shit maybe not.]
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Aaaagh!
[ --WHY DOES HIS FIST HURT WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING? ]
This can't be. What is this fucking place?
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[Freddy gets punched and not gonna lie it hurts but it's not as superpowered as he thought it would be. Apparently Planet here seems to think it was supposed to be more than that too.]
...Son of a bitch!
[Takin' a swing at you too now, Cap.]
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This can't be happening! Where is Earth? What the fuck are you!?
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It sure ain't Kansas motherfucker.
[Baring dem knuckles, may as well say F-R-E-S-N-O Y-E-A-H on'em.]