orangetoughguy: (the thing he looks just like)
Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote2011-11-20 03:02 pm

29th

Steve Rogers and Tony Stark would deny being the best of friends because Steve had America and Tony had his money. At the end of a hard day's work though they had to admit they were pretty good partners. They knew how to assess a target, they knew how to pool their resources, and they knew how to brawl two-on-however many the fuck they needed to. Sure sometimes it took a while to get there but the point is they always got there. Sometimes Steve wouldn't even pout if Tony took his shield. That's how good they were. After today's blow out he was letting the big blonde guy carry it on his own.

"You're real good with that," Tony said, pantomiming a launch of the red white and blue disc like it was a fucking frisbee.

"I've got to be," Steve replied with a shrug because he was fucking modest like that.

"Sure. Of course I've seen better," Tony nodded.

It didn't matter if he was bullshitting or not because Steve had an imagination and his could go beyond gods throwing war hammers and huge green motherfuckers throwing tanks. It worked like a fucking charm anyway, Steve was looking at Tony funny. He had his eyebrow cocked like a skeptic but his bright blue eyes wanted to know who it was and how can he learn to be better. Tony felt pretty damn good with himself over this, fuck all the critics who thought his public relations department needed work. Tony was brilliant with machines and people, machines just accepted it easier. Fortunately for them, Steve could hold his own against Tony and Tony wasn't thinking of putting Steve against someone who knew how to use adamantium as good as he knew how to use vibranium anyway.

"Well?" Steve asked after a moment, "are you gonna tell me?"

Tony just smirked. "I will, but you're going to have to come with me. And it's not going to be easy," he insisted.

"I think I can take it," Steve laughed until he noted the sharper look in Tony's eye, "uh...right?"

"Put your worries aside, I'll take good care of you." Tony draped his arm around Steve's shoulders even though he had to fucking reach up to do it.

"Okay, I'll learn it good too," Steve agreed with another smile.

Hook line and fucking sinker. Tony pat Steve, "it'll be great."

And they had fondue all night. All night. And in the morning too.
boutant: (★ 18)

[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-21 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not French, I go to school in France. There's a difference.

[identity profile] ironmanic.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, actually.

And the smirking? This is unacceptable. Do you have an editor?
totallyinaband: (thumb)

[personal profile] totallyinaband 2011-11-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
My roommate. We're friends back home as well.
punchedhitler: (Steve - taste in my mouth)

[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-21 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
That's how Howard made it sound.
punchedhitler: (Steve - uniformed)

[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-21 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Like fondue.
boutant: ([architect] what?)

[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-21 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh for the love of-- ] I don't write porn in my spare time. This curse just decided that I should.

[identity profile] ironmanic.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
You ask for one. Send him - or her, Stark Industries doesn't discriminate - your draft, they tear the hell out of it, and depending on your personal levels of self-confidence, you either mope over the red pen marks or take the initiative to make the corrections.

Oh, right.

And what the hell?
totallyinaband: (did we suck?)

[personal profile] totallyinaband 2011-11-21 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
uh... I saw the movie when it came out?

[identity profile] shall-yield-us.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
...before I give you answer, shall we take my disgust as implicit, or must I grace you with a symphony of gags after every other word?
punchedhitler: (Steve - duuur)

[personal profile] punchedhitler 2011-11-21 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Donuts?
charring: (can I help you?)

1/a few. [video]

[personal profile] charring 2011-11-21 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[what...]
charring: (i will not cry i will not cry i will not)

2/a few. [video]

[personal profile] charring 2011-11-21 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[...what did she just...]
charring: (your ignorance is not amusing)

3/a few. [video]

[personal profile] charring 2011-11-21 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[no but seriously. what did you just write, mister orange?]

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