29th

Nov. 20th, 2011 03:02 pm
orangetoughguy: (the thing he looks just like)
Steve Rogers and Tony Stark would deny being the best of friends because Steve had America and Tony had his money. At the end of a hard day's work though they had to admit they were pretty good partners. They knew how to assess a target, they knew how to pool their resources, and they knew how to brawl two-on-however many the fuck they needed to. Sure sometimes it took a while to get there but the point is they always got there. Sometimes Steve wouldn't even pout if Tony took his shield. That's how good they were. After today's blow out he was letting the big blonde guy carry it on his own.

"You're real good with that," Tony said, pantomiming a launch of the red white and blue disc like it was a fucking frisbee.

"I've got to be," Steve replied with a shrug because he was fucking modest like that.

"Sure. Of course I've seen better," Tony nodded.

It didn't matter if he was bullshitting or not because Steve had an imagination and his could go beyond gods throwing war hammers and huge green motherfuckers throwing tanks. It worked like a fucking charm anyway, Steve was looking at Tony funny. He had his eyebrow cocked like a skeptic but his bright blue eyes wanted to know who it was and how can he learn to be better. Tony felt pretty damn good with himself over this, fuck all the critics who thought his public relations department needed work. Tony was brilliant with machines and people, machines just accepted it easier. Fortunately for them, Steve could hold his own against Tony and Tony wasn't thinking of putting Steve against someone who knew how to use adamantium as good as he knew how to use vibranium anyway.

"Well?" Steve asked after a moment, "are you gonna tell me?"

Tony just smirked. "I will, but you're going to have to come with me. And it's not going to be easy," he insisted.

"I think I can take it," Steve laughed until he noted the sharper look in Tony's eye, "uh...right?"

"Put your worries aside, I'll take good care of you." Tony draped his arm around Steve's shoulders even though he had to fucking reach up to do it.

"Okay, I'll learn it good too," Steve agreed with another smile.

Hook line and fucking sinker. Tony pat Steve, "it'll be great."

And they had fondue all night. All night. And in the morning too.

20th

May. 26th, 2011 04:15 pm
orangetoughguy: (light my fire)
Let me tell you what I hate about this city.

This morning I woke up to an empty can of Folgers. I've got my hours real fixed in you know so going out to get another wasn't going to happen. I thought what the hell, I'll buy coffee and cause I'm going out of my way for it I'll even buy some fancy shit coffee. Not donut shop coffee, not gas station coffee, coffee where a kid with a student loan jammed up his ass has to measure a dozen parts while he's daydreaming what script he can shit out to make some hot co-ed drop her panties. Poor motherfucker. So I'm waiting for my cup next to these two assholes who are going on and on and on and on about 'post-modern' whatever the fuck.

"He's got his street brand made, man." "Pure authenticity, I mean somebody could've died for this shit." "What are you pinheads talking about." "Whoa, kind of rude there, man." "Sorry. What are you pinheads talking about, please."

"Hey it's cool, anything to spread the word. You ever hear of The Eye? Short for The Eye In The Sky? Well he's a fuckin' genius, spins his own tunes to his own films. He's got these cameras set up around his place to catch the city, you know all the shit people don't pay attention to when they're doin' their 9 to 5. Last week he got real fuckin' lucky, he caught Grade A shit. Some big hulk of a fuck tried to mug this chick but the chick she wasn't goin' down without a fight. Stupid right? Well the guy he gets on top of her, got all her clothes pulled up, and you know he's ready to put her in her place."

This stinking douchebag is grinning.

"When this crazy ass fuckin' hobo who knows what comes outta nowhere and shoots the fucker right in the back. One shot, just BAM. This psycho bastard gives the chick a look then books it like the cops are comin' when everybody knows they don't. Well the chick takes off cryin' her eyes out while the other guy just lays there in his own puddle. Nothing happens for five minutes until suddenly the big guy motherfuckin' gets up and walks away. He just walks away! No one saw anything, no one heard anything, no one reported anything, and no headline news." "Bullshit." "It's not bullshit, that's the beauty of it. Shit like this always happens but it's once in a goddamn blue moon you get it on tape. It's got no sound but that's where The Eye comes in. He mixed a fuckin' masterpiece for it. You gotta see it man, puts it on all four walls with a projector. I have his gallery address right here--"

I punched that weasel fucker right in the face. His buddy pussied the fuck out.

"Holy shit! Holy shit you're bleeding! Holy shit don't hurt me!"

Pussy.

I left the place without my fucking drink, getting kicked out kind of strips you of your customer rights that way. But that's what I hate about this city, fucking pimps everywhere and people who suck their dicks like they're getting a handshake from the Pope. It's an epidemic of no fucking decency. Some kind of sick twisted armchair tourism where sons of bitches sit back and relax watching the gutter so they can say yeah I've seen the real world, that's what it looks like down there. Well the trash isn't all in the gutter, you pieces of shit.

Maybe I'm mad cause I feel useless or maybe I'm angry cause I need to get laid. Who fucking knows, hell even I don't know where I was really going with this so I'm going to quit while I'm ahead. But the fuckhead calling himself The Eye? Watch your fucking back.

[ooc: Neo-noir romances can exist right?? Femme fatales and girls next door alike please apply.]
Don't go to bed with no price on your head. No no. Don't do it. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Yeah. Don't do it.

Keep your eye on the sparrow, when the going gets narrow.

Don't do it. Where can I go where the cold winds don't blow?

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