orangetoughguy | 4th

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Rain all fucking day?

Ridiculous.

Raptors opening the goddamn door?

...Right on.

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At least this means you haven't washed away.

You know there's a funny story about that, but I made it back alive. You too?

I'd take rain over the raptors any day.

How about raptors on a rainy day?

No raptors on a rainy, sunny, or snowy day.

Oh come on, they're not so bad. I mean for one they're extinct.

Not in the City, they ain't. Just last month they were running around. Whatever you think is dead and gone isn't here. They're most likely in the zoo.

You're bluffing me.

I'm telling you the truth. Go down to the zoo and when the unicorn that's there pokes your eye out with its horn, you'll be wondering why you didn't listen to me.

Maybe when it's not raining cats and damn dogs, I wouldn't want to run into a water dragon or something.

I'm pretty sure they have one of those too, so yes, let's play it safe.

...You sure they didn't just stick a horn to a horse? You can do a lot of things with super glue.

Is it the time for an apocalyptic preference?

I know what a unicorn looks like, X. It wasn't a horse in it's Halloween costume.

I'm guessing you weren't here in July.

Edited 2010-09-29 20:35 (UTC)

Hey if I was a horse and I wanted to live comfortably behind bars that's the costume I'd take.

What?

Nope. Why?

Raptors. Floods.

I don't think you should compare disasters.

Have you ever seen Jurassic Park?

So instead of X, I should call you Mr. Ed.

Depending on what Sunday school you went to the raptors survived the flood, so they're the bigger badder deal.

I have now.

If we're going with horses the least you can do is pick someone cooler, like Silver.

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