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[orangetoughguy]

Rain all fucking day?

Ridiculous.

Raptors opening the goddamn door?

...Right on.

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

I'd take rain over the raptors any day.

[orangetoughguy]

How about raptors on a rainy day?

[thenormalsquint]

No raptors on a rainy, sunny, or snowy day.

[orangetoughguy]

Oh come on, they're not so bad. I mean for one they're extinct.

[thenormalsquint]

Not in the City, they ain't. Just last month they were running around. Whatever you think is dead and gone isn't here. They're most likely in the zoo.

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[orangetoughguy]

[orangetoughguy]

You're bluffing me.

[thenormalsquint]

I'm telling you the truth. Go down to the zoo and when the unicorn that's there pokes your eye out with its horn, you'll be wondering why you didn't listen to me.

[orangetoughguy]

Maybe when it's not raining cats and damn dogs, I wouldn't want to run into a water dragon or something.

[thenormalsquint]

I'm pretty sure they have one of those too, so yes, let's play it safe.

[orangetoughguy]

...You sure they didn't just stick a horn to a horse? You can do a lot of things with super glue.

[thenormalsquint]

I know what a unicorn looks like, X. It wasn't a horse in it's Halloween costume.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey if I was a horse and I wanted to live comfortably behind bars that's the costume I'd take.

[thenormalsquint]

So instead of X, I should call you Mr. Ed.

[orangetoughguy]

If we're going with horses the least you can do is pick someone cooler, like Silver.

[thenormalsquint]

But Silver didn't talk.

[orangetoughguy]

For someone who believes in unicorns I'm surprised you don't think maybe Silver's just the quiet type.

[thenormalsquint]

If I did, the name still wouldn't work for you because you talk too much.

[orangetoughguy]

I knew you'd aim for the kisser.

[thenormalsquint]

Trust me. You'll know when I aimimg for the kisser.

[orangetoughguy]

Do I get a warning?

[thenormalsquint]

Surprises are more exciting.

[orangetoughguy]

Well you really know how to pack a punch. At least I hope you do, makes it worth the wait.

[thenormalsquint]

Don't hold your breath, though. I might decide not to give you anything.

[orangetoughguy]

That's called a suckerpunch.