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[orangetoughguy]

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[This post actually comes a bit in the late morning/early noon Thursday.]

I don't got a mouthful of words like some other guys so I'll keep this short and sweet.

Where I'm from this is only a year old but I bet it's gonna be a classic.

[The sound of someone turning the stereo on because that someone doesn't really understand digital embedding. Look at least that's not an LP he's playing okay? Anyway this starts playing at full blast.

Somewhere in the middle of the song there may or may not be another guy yelling at him to turn it down (which he doesn't do, at all). And when the song's over...]

I gotta take out the garbage.

[Click.]

Comments

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

I'M JUST STUNNIN WITH MY LOVE GLUE GUNNIN

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[orangetoughguy]

What does that even mean!

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

IDK!
BUT WAY COOLER THAN LL'S MOMMA.
WAILING ON SOME GUY.

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[orangetoughguy]

Nuh uh, no way. There ain't no comparison. He's wailing against the world.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

GAGA EATS HIS WAILING 4 BREAKFAST.

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[orangetoughguy]

If Gaga's anythin' like a top of the pops princess I doubt she eats at all.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

SPITS BLOOD IN CONCERT!
RAWR.

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[orangetoughguy]

Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a fuckin' bat!

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

HEAD OFF A BAT.
TO RERUNS ON MTV.

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[orangetoughguy]

What?

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

OZZY OSBOURNE.
REALITY TV.
OLD AND WRINKLY.

BADASS TO SAAAAAAAAAAAD.

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[orangetoughguy]

What the hell's reality TV?

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

[ This takes a minute for Mouse to process. ]

U FROM 1959 TOO?

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[orangetoughguy]

[...BASTARD.]

1992, smartass.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

NO REALITY TV IN 1992?

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[orangetoughguy]

There's MTV, they show videos.

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[orangetoughguy]

You're not talking about Playboy TV are you?

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

WHICH ONE.
290384022 PLAYBOY CHANNELS NOW.

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[orangetoughguy]

....Wow. I dunno now.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

TAKE SOMEONE FAMOUS.
FUCKED UP.
DRUNK.

FOLLOW WITH CAMERA.
RECORD EVERYTHING.
BLEEP OUT SWEARING.

TADA REALITY TV.

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[orangetoughguy]

Sounds a bit like watching a train wreck.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

OZZY OSBOURNE = THAT TRAIN WRECK.

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[orangetoughguy]

Coulda been the rabies from the bat.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

OR THE METRIC TON OF SHIT IN HIS VEINS.

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[orangetoughguy]

No see some of that made the music better. The bat on the other hand's a completely foreign substance.