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[orangetoughguy]

So, who's Rihanna? And "Shy Ronnie"?

private to pink, open to white: You hear from him at all?

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[orangetoughguy]

Thanks I guess I really am as old as I feel right now.

[thenormalsquint]

You should. She was born in 1988.

[orangetoughguy]

So I got serenaded by a four year old.

[thenormalsquint]

I think your math's a bit off there, sweetie, but I'll go along with pretending you're only from '92. If only to make you feel better.

[orangetoughguy]

Why would I lie about that huh?

[thenormalsquint]

Because that babyface of yours fools people into believing you.

[They call him the kid for a reason, right? Right?]

[orangetoughguy]

[Kid is way better than greenhorn.]

This face? This face says badass motherfucker all over it.

[thenormalsquint]

Oh, I see. Both your math and reading need work.

[orangetoughguy]

Maybe I just gotta get you a translator, a translator for Badassish.

[thenormalsquint]

I'm fluent in Badassish. I'm still not seeing it.

[orangetoughguy]

Says who? Where's your degree in it?

[thenormalsquint]

I don't need one. I was born with the skill. It's genetic.

[orangetoughguy]

So what does that make it your first language?

[thenormalsquint]

It's the official language of Texas.

[orangetoughguy]

I can't argue with that, I'd be outgunned.

[thenormalsquint]

Your badass has nothing on theirs, sorry to say. But stick with me and I'll make sure they keep it to looking at you funny.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey don't turn this into a regional thing.

[thenormalsquint]

It already is. I happen to know certain parts of Texas don't like the looks of you big city California boys.

[orangetoughguy]

Not all of California's big city, but sure the ones we got make up for the rest of the state, and the states next door too. What do you Texans say about us?

[thenormalsquint]

The usual. Fake, full of plastic surgery, spending money because they have too much cash and not enough real life responsibilities. As far as I know, you pass the plastic surgery test, so you might just be okay.

[orangetoughguy]

...So...you think I have money?

[Cuz yeah, this is the one that amuses him most, fff.]

[thenormalsquint]

You haven't asked me to lend you some, so I'm assuming you got something in your bank account.

[Not that she actually cares or even given any thought to his wallet.]

[orangetoughguy]

Just cause I make ends meet don't mean I have too much cash.

[thenormalsquint]

It doesn't matter to me anyway.

[orangetoughguy]

Don't that mean I pass two tests?