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[orangetoughguy]

...Gimme ten minutes for seconds.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

... w-what?

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[orangetoughguy]

Hey kid. How're you?

[NOT GONNA EXPLAIN HIS WORDS OH NO.]

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

W-well, to be honest... I'm feeling a l-little confused.

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[orangetoughguy]

[He is going to regret this.]

...About what?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

I-I'm afraid that I must not be v-very smart today... e-everyone is saying things I don't q-quite understand.

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[orangetoughguy]

They're all bad jokes, don't even bother with'em. I mean don't even try telling them, all your friends'll be just as confused as you are.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

O-oh, good. Because talking to pillows might be very nice to do for the pillows... I don't suppose they often get many people talking to them, but I've n-never had them talk to me.

[The little piglet pauses, getting slightly nervous.]

It is a joke, isn't it? I mean... t-the pillows aren't going to start talking...

are t-they?

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[orangetoughguy]

No. No they're not gonna talk to you, I mean not unless you use'em in a fight.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

[His little voice gets a bit squeaky.]

F-f-fight?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Well there would be something wrong if you weren't verile to some degree.

[orangetoughguy]

Why do you even have an opinion on that?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

When you have a grandfather who dates women old enough to be his daughters and discusses everything he pretty much did or wants to do with them, you pick up opinions on the nature of sex drives.

[orangetoughguy]

Real fuckin' clever there, I ain't no grandpa.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Until you're cursed to being aged by a few decades.

[orangetoughguy]

No thanks. Besides how do you know your gramps ain't tellin you a fishing story.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Fishing stories typically don't include the usage of leather, feathers, massage oils, and an absurd amount of rose petals strewn across the house.

[orangetoughguy]

Rose petals are for those paperbacks you see at the market with some long-haired dude and a chick in a lace-up dress.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Never said my grandfather made any sense when it came to women.

[neverplay]

Whatcha eating?

[orangetoughguy]

...Jell-o pudding.

[neverplay]

What flavor?

[orangetoughguy]

Vanilla.

[neverplay]

I see.

[orangetoughguy]

You don't believe me?

[neverplay]

What do you think?

[orangetoughguy]

What do you think I'm tryin' to hide?