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[orangetoughguy]

...Gimme ten minutes for seconds.

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

When you have a grandfather who dates women old enough to be his daughters and discusses everything he pretty much did or wants to do with them, you pick up opinions on the nature of sex drives.

[orangetoughguy]

Real fuckin' clever there, I ain't no grandpa.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Until you're cursed to being aged by a few decades.

[orangetoughguy]

No thanks. Besides how do you know your gramps ain't tellin you a fishing story.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Fishing stories typically don't include the usage of leather, feathers, massage oils, and an absurd amount of rose petals strewn across the house.

[orangetoughguy]

Rose petals are for those paperbacks you see at the market with some long-haired dude and a chick in a lace-up dress.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Never said my grandfather made any sense when it came to women.