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[orangetoughguy]

[Shifty sneaky surveillance video is on, showing a seemingly complacent monkey toy creature beast thing sitting on top of a tool box. Your narrator whispers.]

It's still watching me. [The camera pans around...around...and the monkey's head follows.] This shit is so fucked up, I mean really fucked up, an experiment in Romero fuckin' fear fucked up.

[...Arrrrooouuund...a full 180 degrees. THE SCREECHING AND ATTACKING BEGINS. Said narrator shouts "SHIT!" as the camera attempts a hasty retreat. The video feed ends on a tight close up of enraged bulging monkey eyes.]

Comments

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

They only kick off if they think you've been doing something you shouldn't. That's two of them, after you? Interesting.

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[whitetwoguns]

No.

[Uh huh. That don't sound too convincing.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I don't swing that way, kid.

[orangetoughguy]

So that's a no?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I got better shit to give you crap about.

[This is true, vaguely.]

[orangetoughguy]

[That's...the weirdest answer ever.]

Are you feeling alright?

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[orangetoughguy]

No.

[How do you convey urgency and all that in just one word??]

[neverplay]

You got someone there with you?

[orangetoughguy]

Or dustin' the floor off with the air hose?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

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The monkey makes it fucking hard to think about shit, okay?

[adamantined]

Didn't anyone ever teach you about cutting corners to get ahead?

[orangetoughguy]

I don't think a little fucker out of some whacked out Puppet Master flick's got any say on what I shouldn't be doin'.

[orangetoughguy]

It shouldn't take longer than five minutes to change your pants.

[orangetoughguy]

I got the other kid and the boss.

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[whitetwoguns]

What did you get into?

[orangetoughguy]

The boss hasn't said anything.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm not the one cowering in fear at work, am I?

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[worksmart.livejournal.com]

How about my say? Back off.

[adamantined]

I didn't say it was a problem. The monkey says otherwise.

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[thenormalsquint]

It's a toy. Just throw it against the wall and call it a day.

[orangetoughguy]

The element of surprise is a totally different game.

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[orangetoughguy]

Nothing? Why, you don't believe me?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You compared it to Romero.

[orangetoughguy]

Fuck what the monkey thinks.

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[orangetoughguy]

Off what.