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[orangetoughguy]

[Shifty sneaky surveillance video is on, showing a seemingly complacent monkey toy creature beast thing sitting on top of a tool box. Your narrator whispers.]

It's still watching me. [The camera pans around...around...and the monkey's head follows.] This shit is so fucked up, I mean really fucked up, an experiment in Romero fuckin' fear fucked up.

[...Arrrrooouuund...a full 180 degrees. THE SCREECHING AND ATTACKING BEGINS. Said narrator shouts "SHIT!" as the camera attempts a hasty retreat. The video feed ends on a tight close up of enraged bulging monkey eyes.]

Comments

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Are you seriously afraid of a toy?

[orangetoughguy]

Are you seriously sayin' you didn't need no fuckin' cat to cover your ass?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Look, the cat sees one, tries to kill it, that's hardly me being afraid of the motherfucker.

[orangetoughguy]

It skipped my mind you're both used to living with loud ugly bastards.

[neverplay]

What the fuck is going on?

[orangetoughguy]

I was under fuckin' siege.

[neverplay]

Where are you right now? Anywhere near something long and hard? Heavy and throwable?

[orangetoughguy]

In the garage. I took a ratchet to it.

[THIS WOULD BE A PAUSE.]

Don't know where it went.

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[whitetwoguns]

What the fuck?

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[orangetoughguy]

It was watchin' me work, man.

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[whitetwoguns]

That why it's havin' a cow?

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[orangetoughguy]

No.

[Actually he's not sure. Maybe he shouldn't have taken a nap on the backseat they extracted from a broke down van.]

[adamantined]

Maybe if you weren't doing things you weren't supposed to, it wouldn't go all Exorcist on you.

[orangetoughguy]

This bullshit's against union standards.

[adamantined]

So is using a wrench in an inappropriate way, probably.

[orangetoughguy]

Or dustin' the floor off with the air hose?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

That's interesting.

[orangetoughguy]

You should've seen the one in the glove box.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

They only kick off if they think you've been doing something you shouldn't. That's two of them, after you? Interesting.

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[thenormalsquint]

It's a toy. Just throw it against the wall and call it a day.

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[orangetoughguy]

That toy packs a hard punch.

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[thenormalsquint]

Are you scared of a little toy?

[inmyothertights]

Even bending reality doesn't get rid of them. Also - smart call on the hiding, man, haters gonna hate.

[orangetoughguy]

You can't even....use your superpowers...on'em?

[inmyothertights]

I tried! All I ended up with was a killer headache and like.

Them screaming at me.

I ended up locking them in a closet. I think Tommy probably tried to blow one up.