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[orangetoughguy]

[Shifty sneaky surveillance video is on, showing a seemingly complacent monkey toy creature beast thing sitting on top of a tool box. Your narrator whispers.]

It's still watching me. [The camera pans around...around...and the monkey's head follows.] This shit is so fucked up, I mean really fucked up, an experiment in Romero fuckin' fear fucked up.

[...Arrrrooouuund...a full 180 degrees. THE SCREECHING AND ATTACKING BEGINS. Said narrator shouts "SHIT!" as the camera attempts a hasty retreat. The video feed ends on a tight close up of enraged bulging monkey eyes.]

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[orangetoughguy]

You wanna bet?

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[thenormalsquint]

Actually, yes. Yes, I do.

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[orangetoughguy]

Hell no. Are you there? Check it out just in case.

[Before Freddy gets home so he doesn't have to.]

[orangetoughguy]

...No.

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[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Are you for real? You haven't got the first clue about her. Like Eden not being her first turning point for a sounding board.

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[orangetoughguy]

They burn the son of a bitch, Karen shoots him up, and Chucky still comes after them with a knife stabbing it straight through the door.

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[orangetoughguy]

Sounds like nobody else does except you, ain't that convenient.

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[thenormalsquint]

You're making that up. I'm not paying you anything.

[Because somebody didn't last halfway through the movie to know that he's probably telling the truth.]

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[whitetwoguns]

I'm heading there as we speak. We still got the baseball bat.

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[orangetoughguy]

I'm not making up jack.

[He's totally not.]

[adamantined]

There's your answer.

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[orangetoughguy]

Cool.

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[thenormalsquint]

Right. I don't believe you.

[orangetoughguy]

I still got the air hose, cigarettes, and lots of flammable fluids.

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[orangetoughguy]

Do I have to make you watch it?

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[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Her best friend, who lives with her and knew about this practically from the start, she doesn't count? It was never a secret from Angela, or anyone.

...I don't even know why I'm wasting the effort on someone who rings up a girl he barely knows and repeatedly demands to know if she's been having sex.

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[thenormalsquint]

I'm not watching Child's Play. No way in hell.

[adamantined]

Then you shouldn't have any problems getting yourself out of this mess.

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[orangetoughguy]

No Oscar for you if you think you pulled that off with any amount of finesse. Oh yeah and I kinda asked her once.

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[orangetoughguy]

He shoots and he scores.

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[thenormalsquint]

I don't trust you. I'll go ask someone else to confirm this.

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[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Think I'm going to take her word over yours on that. And what exactly do you think you're holding me to account for? I'm not the one trying to pull off an act.

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[orangetoughguy]

Have you told her you decided you're just a phase for her?

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[orangetoughguy]

I'll be waiting to hear your findings.

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[thenormalsquint]

The findings that call you out on your crazy lies? Right now, the monkey should be banging away for you.