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[orangetoughguy]

[Shifty sneaky surveillance video is on, showing a seemingly complacent monkey toy creature beast thing sitting on top of a tool box. Your narrator whispers.]

It's still watching me. [The camera pans around...around...and the monkey's head follows.] This shit is so fucked up, I mean really fucked up, an experiment in Romero fuckin' fear fucked up.

[...Arrrrooouuund...a full 180 degrees. THE SCREECHING AND ATTACKING BEGINS. Said narrator shouts "SHIT!" as the camera attempts a hasty retreat. The video feed ends on a tight close up of enraged bulging monkey eyes.]

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[thenormalsquint]

I'm not watching Child's Play. No way in hell.

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[orangetoughguy]

He shoots and he scores.

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[thenormalsquint]

I don't trust you. I'll go ask someone else to confirm this.

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[orangetoughguy]

I'll be waiting to hear your findings.

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[thenormalsquint]

The findings that call you out on your crazy lies? Right now, the monkey should be banging away for you.

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[orangetoughguy]

I thought you liked me.

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[thenormalsquint]

Who told you that lie?

[She's totally joking.]

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[orangetoughguy]

[Well in that case...]

The monkey, it's gonna get a real beatin' now.

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[thenormalsquint]

Before or after you run screaming from it again?

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[orangetoughguy]

After.

[NO SHAME IN ADMITTING IT.]

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[thenormalsquint]

That kind of lessens the impact, sweetheart.

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[orangetoughguy]

At least I won't be dead by stupid toy monkey.

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[thenormalsquint]

So you think. You have to sleep eventually.

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[orangetoughguy]

I'll wait after midnight.

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[thenormalsquint]

If you're lucky, tomorrow won't be Chucky day.

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[orangetoughguy]

If it is I'm callin' Jason or Freddy Krueger to help me out.