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[orangetoughguy]

I'm not gonna say shit about taste around here...just ask yourself...



What hath God Roth?

Comments

[inmyothertights]

Every gay man in America knows who he is.

[orangetoughguy]

Excuse me?

[inmyothertights]

Well I mean first.

That ass. Even it was like a hundred years ago.

[whitetwoguns]

What?

[inmyothertights]

Okay I mean it wasn't literally a hundred years. More like 30.

[whitetwoguns]

Thirty.

[inmyothertights]

Yeah. Thirty. I mean it was the eighties, right?

[whitetwoguns]

...Right. Though who's clock are we going on?

[inmyothertights]

Where I'm from it's the late 2000's. 2009.

[whitetwoguns]

That's the future.

[inmyothertights]

Well. To some people.

he is stunned by the hundred years thing 1/2

[orangetoughguy]

[orangetoughguy]

What about that ass.

[inmyothertights]

Well beyond the fact that everyone thinks that it was a really good one?

It's gay.

Well, okay, the ass isn't gay because it's not sentient. He's gay.

[orangetoughguy]

What? That's bullshit.

[inmyothertights]

It's not.

[orangetoughguy]

How do you know he's gay.

[inmyothertights]

He came out. I heard he married his personal chef.

[orangetoughguy]

Bull. Shit.

[inmyothertights]

It's true.

[orangetoughguy]

Diamond Dave can't be gay I mean Van Halen's had a lot of pussy over the years. A lot.

[inmyothertights]

Overcompensating?

[orangetoughguy]

No way. It's--no way. I can't believe it. I mean are there pictures?

[inmyothertights]

What you mean like a sex tape?

please let there be a sex tape, no wait 1/2

[orangetoughguy]

What? No. I mean pictures from the wedding or whatever.