orangetoughguy

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HERE LIES MR. ORANGE

HE FINALLY FUCKING DIED

This shit's not funny.

You're harder to kill than I am.

Whoop dee doo.

Wow, for someone who hasn't fucking died yet, you're awfully pissy about this shit.

Because it's some cosmic joke at my expense. Did you think it was fun just stickin' to the fuckin' floor like I did?

About as fun as getting hit by a fucking car.

Are we playing the bodycast olympics?

Do you ever do anything but whine? For fuck's sake, you have a shitty sense of humor, and coming from me, that's really saying something.

Bite me. It's still not funny.

Except you didn't fucking die, did you?

No I didn't fucking die.

Then chill out. No one likes a sore winner.

Coming form you that's a riot.

What can I say? I'm a funny man.