Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
orangetoughguy) wrote2020-08-07 01:26 pm
orangetoughguy) wrote2020-08-07 01:26 pm
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phone post
☎ CALL
☏ VOICEMAIL
✏ TEXT
✉ NETWORK
☎ CALL
☏ VOICEMAIL
✏ TEXT
✉ NETWORK
Which according you about his affections, he sounds like he already is.
It's casual, nothing serious, no one gets hurt.
Except for Sam, when you tell him you've fallen in love with a peacock.
Asshole!
Asshole!
[Hah, she said peacock.] Hey fuck you.
[To the parrot again, it's almost like talking to Pink. And then to Angela again.] I don't think I can handle a peacock, too showy, high maintenance. I could give it your number.
[To the parrot again, it's almost like talking to Pink. And then to Angela again.] I don't think I can handle a peacock, too showy, high maintenance. I could give it your number.
Right. I'm not the furry in this conversation.
The what?
[Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Freddy wwwhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy.]
[Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Freddy wwwhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy.]
What the hell's that mean? I'm not that hairy.
[Because he thinks this is some joke on male masturbation......why.]
[Because he thinks this is some joke on male masturbation......why.]
You don't have to be hairy to be a furry. You just have to get your rocks off on animals or at least pretending to be animals while having sex, I mean yiffing.
[Silence. Silence. ...Silence. Sam makes a tapping tok tok sound near the device.]
"Yiffing"? Actually nevermind, you know too much.
"Yiffing"? Actually nevermind, you know too much.
Man why do you even know this stuff? Don't they revoke your sex therapist license for it?
I've dated circus people.
[Translation: she has weird friends.]
[Translation: she has weird friends.]
The bearded lady or conjoined twins?
[He's not gonna doubt her claim.]
[He's not gonna doubt her claim.]
The muscle guy, a couple of clowns, the lion tamer, and one of the acrobat girls.
Clowns.
[Freddy says like he's shaking his head, cause he totally is.]
[Freddy says like he's shaking his head, cause he totally is.]
I'm sorry. Fucking clowns.
[With more enthusiasm, like they're fucking cool, because with Angela one never knows if she actually may have liked someone who made a living being a clown.]
[With more enthusiasm, like they're fucking cool, because with Angela one never knows if she actually may have liked someone who made a living being a clown.]
Well, when they were with me, they certainly were.
[Does that answer any questions?]
[Does that answer any questions?]
are you sure? maybe she got a dye job? maybe the muses have something against women with white hair?
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