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[orangetoughguy]

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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[orangetoughguy]

oh come on 'just this' this is a bigger deal than you want it to be and it should be because its not a walk in the park

[orangetoughguy]

I AM SORRY

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[boutant]

that doesn't make it okay! i told *you*, not him. and don't try to change the subject, i already had a GREAT conversation about how i should try anal

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that GREAT was SARCASM btw

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you shouldn't have done it, i don't care what your reasons were

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[orangetoughguy]

I AM SORRY

[orangetoughguy]

you should consider it

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oh my god i need to hang out with more girls who arent my boyfriends sister

[orangetoughguy]

im just saying its an option couples who dont want to wrap up and dont want kids do it

[boutant]

i know it is I HAD THIS CONVERSATION and i am considering it not that you need to know that especially since you might TELL PEOPLE but i think everyone is missing something important here

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[orangetoughguy]

IM NOT GONNA TEL ANYBODY THAT

[orangetoughguy]

what tell me whats important to you

[boutant]

dont phrase it like that. and you're not gonna want to hear it guarantee it

[orangetoughguy]

I AM SO SORRY

[boutant]

i get off on it. everyone is just ignoring that.

[orangetoughguy]

wow

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yup.

[orangetoughguy]

because getting off is worth getting knocked up?

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no. jfc. that is what the pill is for. i'm just SAYING it's a factor.

[orangetoughguy]

are you taking it everyday

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of course i am

[orangetoughguy]

at the same hour

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okay seriously why do you and eames know so much about womens reproductive health

[orangetoughguy]

he had a wife ive had girlfriends

[boutant]

did your girlfriends really like to share about their periods because i have literally never met a man who isn't some sort of scientist who knows this much