orangetoughguy | phone post

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phone post

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

☎ CALL
☏ VOICEMAIL
✏ TEXT
✉ NETWORK

I AM SORRY

that doesn't make it okay! i told *you*, not him. and don't try to change the subject, i already had a GREAT conversation about how i should try anal

that GREAT was SARCASM btw

you shouldn't have done it, i don't care what your reasons were

I AM SORRY

you should consider it

oh my god i need to hang out with more girls who arent my boyfriends sister

Edited 2012-02-14 09:01 (UTC)

im just saying its an option couples who dont want to wrap up and dont want kids do it

i know it is I HAD THIS CONVERSATION and i am considering it not that you need to know that especially since you might TELL PEOPLE but i think everyone is missing something important here

IM NOT GONNA TEL ANYBODY THAT

what tell me whats important to you

dont phrase it like that. and you're not gonna want to hear it guarantee it

I AM SO SORRY

i get off on it. everyone is just ignoring that.

wow

yup.

because getting off is worth getting knocked up?

no. jfc. that is what the pill is for. i'm just SAYING it's a factor.

are you taking it everyday

of course i am

at the same hour

okay seriously why do you and eames know so much about womens reproductive health

he had a wife ive had girlfriends

did your girlfriends really like to share about their periods because i have literally never met a man who isn't some sort of scientist who knows this much