23rd

[orangetoughguy]

Glad that's fucking over with.

[And as soon as this goes up, so does the evidence of his unfortunate encounter with today's curse.]

[ooc: Just pretend one's in red and one's in blue, Orange Blaze and White Lightning respectively. Orange wins. Needs more 90s era fanfare 8D]

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

Could be worse. They could be Speedos.

[whitetwoguns]

Cover it maybe? I mean, you want people to be seein' this?

[thenormalsquint]

I wouldn't say it if it wasn't the truth. No knobby knees to be seen.

[She may or may not have checked out the package imprints. Just saying.]

[whitetwoguns]

Your call. So that was my day. What the fuck did you do?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

There's some mixed metaphors about crying wolf I could make here.

[whitetwoguns]

Not my choice for any kinda sportswear. The shit doesn't breathe well.

[As it is a modern lady's choice.]

[orangetoughguy]

With a swimmer's wax? Fuck no.

[orangetoughguy]

Thought so.

[orangetoughguy]

I could make a threat to kick your ass right here and now but I ain't gonna.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[You showed him yours (kind of) so...]

I said a fuckload of tongue twisters every time I wanted a fucking smoke.

[thenormalsquint]

They don't wax everything, you know. Well, some do, but I never took you as that type of guy.

[Or gay. Gay. Guy. Very close together.]

[orangetoughguy]

With what? My shirt?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm so pleased you're above that.

[thenormalsquint]

You mean it's too snug. For you maybe, but some people like to see the snug pants of two men beating each other.

[Go to bed, Angela.]

[orangetoughguy]

I never looked.

[He's lying. But she's right too so.]

[whitetwoguns]

Now you got a reputation for yourself, champ.

[whitetwoguns]

No.

Another video or picture? Something?

[thenormalsquint]

That's why you have me. I look and report back.

[She's pretty sure he's lying but she ain't going to call him out in public.]

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[whitetwoguns]

[whitetwoguns]

You're talking like your fresh from another night out.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey it's not like I needed one.

[whitetwoguns]

Tongue twisters. Fuck. What was the one? Sally Struthers smothers her mother?

[orangetoughguy]

At least I can smoke without a fuckin' problem.

[thenormalsquint]

Nope. I actually stayed home with the tiny tonight.

[Which for normal people would explain it all, but this is Angela. This is how she usually is.]

[orangetoughguy]

I'm trying man I'm trying.