orangetoughguy | Feb. 23rd, 2011

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Feb. 23rd, 2011

[Shifty sneaky surveillance video is on, showing a seemingly complacent monkey toy creature beast thing sitting on top of a tool box. Your narrator whispers.]

It's still watching me. [The camera pans around...around...and the monkey's head follows.] This shit is so fucked up, I mean really fucked up, an experiment in Romero fuckin' fear fucked up.

[...Arrrrooouuund...a full 180 degrees. THE SCREECHING AND ATTACKING BEGINS. Said narrator shouts "SHIT!" as the camera attempts a hasty retreat. The video feed ends on a tight close up of enraged bulging monkey eyes.]

Don't go to bed with no price on your head. No no. Don't do it. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Yeah. Don't do it.

Keep your eye on the sparrow, when the going gets narrow.

Don't do it. Where can I go where the cold winds don't blow?

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