orangetoughguy

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[This post actually comes a bit in the late morning/early noon Thursday.]

I don't got a mouthful of words like some other guys so I'll keep this short and sweet.

Where I'm from this is only a year old but I bet it's gonna be a classic.

[The sound of someone turning the stereo on because that someone doesn't really understand digital embedding. Look at least that's not an LP he's playing okay? Anyway this starts playing at full blast.

Somewhere in the middle of the song there may or may not be another guy yelling at him to turn it down (which he doesn't do, at all). And when the song's over...]

I gotta take out the garbage.

[Click.]

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PUH PUH PUH POKER FACE PUH PUH POKER FACE. MUM MUM MUM MAAAAAAAAAH.

...Sorry. Still don't know it.

[ Here's Mouse fumbling around with something in the pocket of his sweatshirt. He pulls out what appears to be an old school iPod with its trademark white earphones. The pink tip of his tongue pokes out the corner of his mouth as he scrolls through the menu. Eventually he dangles the earphones near his device and a muffled, tiny-speaker version of Gaga's "Poker Face" starts to play.

Mouse raises his eyebrows like this is the most obvious thing ever in the world. He even does that little hand swoopy thing in front of his face during the chorus, as if this will somehow jog the guy's memory. ]

...Did she just say bluffin' with my muffin?

I'M JUST STUNNIN WITH MY LOVE GLUE GUNNIN

What does that even mean!

IDK! BUT WAY COOLER THAN LL'S MOMMA. WAILING ON SOME GUY.

Nuh uh, no way. There ain't no comparison. He's wailing against the world.

GAGA EATS HIS WAILING 4 BREAKFAST.

If Gaga's anythin' like a top of the pops princess I doubt she eats at all.

SPITS BLOOD IN CONCERT! RAWR.

Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a fuckin' bat!

HEAD OFF A BAT. TO RERUNS ON MTV.

What?

OZZY OSBOURNE. REALITY TV. OLD AND WRINKLY. BADASS TO SAAAAAAAAAAAD.

What the hell's reality TV?

[ This takes a minute for Mouse to process. ]

U FROM 1959 TOO?

[...BASTARD.]

1992, smartass.

NO REALITY TV IN 1992?

There's MTV, they show videos.

You're not talking about Playboy TV are you?

WHICH ONE. 290384022 PLAYBOY CHANNELS NOW.

....Wow. I dunno now.

TAKE SOMEONE FAMOUS. FUCKED UP. DRUNK. FOLLOW WITH CAMERA. RECORD EVERYTHING. BLEEP OUT SWEARING. TADA REALITY TV.

Sounds a bit like watching a train wreck.

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