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[orangetoughguy]

[Shifty sneaky surveillance video is on, showing a seemingly complacent monkey toy creature beast thing sitting on top of a tool box. Your narrator whispers.]

It's still watching me. [The camera pans around...around...and the monkey's head follows.] This shit is so fucked up, I mean really fucked up, an experiment in Romero fuckin' fear fucked up.

[...Arrrrooouuund...a full 180 degrees. THE SCREECHING AND ATTACKING BEGINS. Said narrator shouts "SHIT!" as the camera attempts a hasty retreat. The video feed ends on a tight close up of enraged bulging monkey eyes.]

Comments

[adamantined]

The monkey. He's watching. Maybe he doesn't appreciate obscenities in his workplace. It's not like he's exactly bursting at the seams with maturity.

[orangetoughguy]

It ain't even his garage.

[adamantined]

Would Chucky care if it wasn't his garage?

[orangetoughguy]

...No.

[adamantined]

There's your answer.

[orangetoughguy]

I still got the air hose, cigarettes, and lots of flammable fluids.

[adamantined]

Then you shouldn't have any problems getting yourself out of this mess.

[orangetoughguy]

My shift's not out for another half hour.