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Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote2011-02-23 08:11 pm

14th

[Shifty sneaky surveillance video is on, showing a seemingly complacent monkey toy creature beast thing sitting on top of a tool box. Your narrator whispers.]

It's still watching me. [The camera pans around...around...and the monkey's head follows.] This shit is so fucked up, I mean really fucked up, an experiment in Romero fuckin' fear fucked up.

[...Arrrrooouuund...a full 180 degrees. THE SCREECHING AND ATTACKING BEGINS. Said narrator shouts "SHIT!" as the camera attempts a hasty retreat. The video feed ends on a tight close up of enraged bulging monkey eyes.]
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[personal profile] neverplay 2011-02-24 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
You want me to come over there?
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[personal profile] neverplay 2011-02-25 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
You know, even if I'm just a kid, I'd help you. Whenever. Trust me, I'm tougher than I look.