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[orangetoughguy]

[Shifty sneaky surveillance video is on, showing a seemingly complacent monkey toy creature beast thing sitting on top of a tool box. Your narrator whispers.]

It's still watching me. [The camera pans around...around...and the monkey's head follows.] This shit is so fucked up, I mean really fucked up, an experiment in Romero fuckin' fear fucked up.

[...Arrrrooouuund...a full 180 degrees. THE SCREECHING AND ATTACKING BEGINS. Said narrator shouts "SHIT!" as the camera attempts a hasty retreat. The video feed ends on a tight close up of enraged bulging monkey eyes.]

Comments

[inmyothertights]

I suggest under tables.

To hide, I mean.

[orangetoughguy]

I got engines I can use. Maybe one of them'll get sucked up inside.

[inmyothertights]

If this was a horror movie the thing would just come back from that covered in oil and ready to kill.

[orangetoughguy]

Then it's flammable.

[inmyothertights]

Goooooood point.