orangetoughguy: (my phone is from the 90s)
Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote2020-08-07 01:26 pm

phone post

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

☎ CALL
☏ VOICEMAIL
✏ TEXT
✉ NETWORK

boutant: ([mad] bitchplz)

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[personal profile] boutant 2012-02-14 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
he's not my dad
boutant: ([upset] r u srs)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-02-14 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
it would almost be understandable if he were
boutant: ([upset] sad)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-02-14 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
except for the part where you're supposed to be my friend, asshole
boutant: ([upset] you are dumb)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-02-14 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
it's just this now but how do i know it won't be something else later?
boutant: ([default] moe as fuck)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-02-14 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
'srory' isn't going to cut it right now
boutant: ([upset] ohhhh no)

1/3 cry

[personal profile] boutant 2012-02-14 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
that doesn't make it okay! i told *you*, not him. and don't try to change the subject, i already had a GREAT conversation about how i should try anal
boutant: ([default] nothing's real)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-02-14 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
that GREAT was SARCASM btw
boutant: ([upset] locked in a sauna)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-02-14 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
you shouldn't have done it, i don't care what your reasons were
boutant: ([shock] oh...)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-02-14 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god i need to hang out with more girls who arent my boyfriends sister
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boutant: ([catty] lolbitchplz)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-02-14 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
i know it is I HAD THIS CONVERSATION and i am considering it not that you need to know that especially since you might TELL PEOPLE but i think everyone is missing something important here
boutant: ([architect] reach)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-02-14 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
dont phrase it like that. and you're not gonna want to hear it guarantee it
boutant: ([architect] so here's the plan)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-02-14 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
i get off on it. everyone is just ignoring that.

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