23rd

[orangetoughguy]

Glad that's fucking over with.

[And as soon as this goes up, so does the evidence of his unfortunate encounter with today's curse.]

[ooc: Just pretend one's in red and one's in blue, Orange Blaze and White Lightning respectively. Orange wins. Needs more 90s era fanfare 8D]

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

You both look good in those tight shorts.

[whitetwoguns]

Really, Angie?

[thenormalsquint]

I wouldn't say it if it wasn't the truth. No knobby knees to be seen.

[She may or may not have checked out the package imprints. Just saying.]

[whitetwoguns]

Not my choice for any kinda sportswear. The shit doesn't breathe well.

[As it is a modern lady's choice.]

[thenormalsquint]

You mean it's too snug. For you maybe, but some people like to see the snug pants of two men beating each other.

[Go to bed, Angela.]

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[whitetwoguns]

[whitetwoguns]

You're talking like your fresh from another night out.

[thenormalsquint]

Nope. I actually stayed home with the tiny tonight.

[Which for normal people would explain it all, but this is Angela. This is how she usually is.]

[whitetwoguns]

Just as well, that shit can get expensive. Girl like you should have people take her out anyways.

[thenormalsquint]

Yeah, but apparently, nobody wanted to do the strip club circuit with me and I never take sand to the beach.

[Translation: she's not about to drag Cinna to the strip club with her.]

[whitetwoguns]

There's no happy medium?

[thenormalsquint]

With this, not really. It's not as fun going alone.

[whitetwoguns]

Sorry. Didn't mean to stick it to you that way.

[thenormalsquint]

Next time, you can drag me to a girlie club.

[orangetoughguy]

Don't remind me.

[thenormalsquint]

Could be worse. They could be Speedos.

[orangetoughguy]

With a swimmer's wax? Fuck no.

[thenormalsquint]

They don't wax everything, you know. Well, some do, but I never took you as that type of guy.

[Or gay. Gay. Guy. Very close together.]

[orangetoughguy]

I never looked.

[He's lying. But she's right too so.]

[thenormalsquint]

That's why you have me. I look and report back.

[She's pretty sure he's lying but she ain't going to call him out in public.]

[orangetoughguy]

Sounds to me you like looking a lot.

[thenormalsquint]

I like to people watch. Sue me.

[orangetoughguy]

Oh I got that real well. Lap dances or somethin'.

[thenormalsquint]

Lap dances or somethin'? Frank told you, didn't he?

[orangetoughguy]

Well it wasn't a fuckin' secret was it?

[If it was though then he's a dead man.]