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[orangetoughguy]

[Shifty sneaky surveillance video is on, showing a seemingly complacent monkey toy creature beast thing sitting on top of a tool box. Your narrator whispers.]

It's still watching me. [The camera pans around...around...and the monkey's head follows.] This shit is so fucked up, I mean really fucked up, an experiment in Romero fuckin' fear fucked up.

[...Arrrrooouuund...a full 180 degrees. THE SCREECHING AND ATTACKING BEGINS. Said narrator shouts "SHIT!" as the camera attempts a hasty retreat. The video feed ends on a tight close up of enraged bulging monkey eyes.]

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[orangetoughguy]

That toy packs a hard punch.

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[thenormalsquint]

Are you scared of a little toy?

[adamantined]

You should watch your language.

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[whitetwoguns]

I believe you. Think it's strange that the fucking thing screams over nothin'.

[orangetoughguy]

So what do you cower in a Romero theater?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I don't cower point-blank.

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[orangetoughguy]

It's pissed it's usually stuck in made for TV movies.

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[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Off me, my friends, and my business. Unless you'd prefer me to rethink my lack of involvement with yours.

[orangetoughguy]

Why? We're all adults here.

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[orangetoughguy]

I haven't done crap to your friends just like I said I wouldn't. That Amory guy's still on his feet.

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[orangetoughguy]

The toy's alive you know. Ain't you ever seen Child's Play?

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[thenormalsquint]

I did and I still regret it to this day.

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[worksmart.livejournal.com]

You're involving yourself with them. If I remember right, that was part of the deal. What the hell is with ringing up my girlfriend to scold her over trust issues?

[orangetoughguy]

As long as you got your fleabag sure.

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[whitetwoguns]

Or it takes offense to bein' the monkey on your back.

[adamantined]

The monkey. He's watching. Maybe he doesn't appreciate obscenities in his workplace. It's not like he's exactly bursting at the seams with maturity.

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[orangetoughguy]

News to me.

I rang her up cause someone had to. She didn't wanna give me the full story, I kind of expected that. I told her it'd help her to talk it out with somebody, somebody who ain't you obviously.

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[orangetoughguy]

Then you know what the fuck I'm talking about, you can't turn your back on this.

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[thenormalsquint]

I put mine in the closet and barricaded the door. I don't think even Chucky can get through a bookcase and an easy chair.

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[worksmart.livejournal.com]

The full story of what? The fact that she's dating? She's practically twenty, not twelve. And I'm pretty sure her best friend is okay with filling the girltalk role better than you do.

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[orangetoughguy]

Trust me it wasn't on my back.

[orangetoughguy]

It ain't even his garage.

[adamantined]

Would Chucky care if it wasn't his garage?

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[whitetwoguns]

That's not comin' home.

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[orangetoughguy]

I don't know, why it looked like it came out of left fuckin' field to some of these friends of yours I'm not supposed to be talkin' to, like Angela who'd be way better at this than me or your buddy Eden who throws a fuckin' fit over hearin' her name in the same breath as yours. I told you I wasn't expecting that person to be me but when I heard her I fuckin' knew nobody was givin' this girl any real time.